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Amanda finally admitted she doesn't have eyebrows...

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nellsays: what’s flirting? oh, you mean when I start talking and trip over my words so I laugh and just start shooting off trivia facts? I call that ‘shame’.

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i’m sorry you hate my capitalization. i feel like there is no reason for it on my tumblr. i’m sorry. i’ll try harder. I didn’t realize it bothered you so much.

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“I hate papers. Papers suck. College sucks. I hate college.”

– amandawelsh (via sea-ber) (That was me! I said that!) (I like how you fixed her capitalization. It was bothering me. lol) (don’t fix my capitalization. capitalization sucks.)

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“i hate papers. papers suck. college sucks. i hate college.”

– amandawelsh

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hey i know you guys probably don't care but...

my dear friend amanda, amandawelsh, is writing a paper for philosophy and is having a hard time writing it. if you guys could give her some encouragement that would be awesome. :)

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Do your paper, woman. It’s due tomorrow. Get it done.

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Dear amandawelsh,

I made a queue of notes like the following to encourage you to do your paper. It would be nice if you got done with it somewhat early because then we could watch how i met your mother on netflix. It would be a beautiful time. I am also writing this note to encourage you so that you can get a proper night’s rest in preparation for tomorrow. I know that sleep is very important to you. So do...

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thelawnwrangler: takeitizzy: Over the top Camera Montage. God’s Eye View Ohhh my goodness this is a beautiful and awesome montage, especially for film fans and those who get a Hard-on, metaphorical or literal, for good cinematography, obviously and especially the top-down “god’s eye” angle. Anyone know the song? It sounds like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but I’m not sure.

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thelawnwrangler: i-declare-bankruptcy: CAROL!! CAROL!! I GOTTA TALK TO YA ABOUT PEPE!

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The entire synopsis of Breaking Dawn Pt 1...

 everything is so awkward and forced
 oh god 
 sexy time
 they are taking turns eyeing the bed
 they are going skinny dipping
 I think the presex montage just happened
 she like...shaved her legs and shit
 who doesn't do that before they leave for their honeymoon?!
 come ON
 oh jesus
 BROKEN HEADBOARD
 HAHA
 we are halfway through this film and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
 they got married and had sex
 literally not a thing else
 they're now playing chess
 fucking hell
 she keeps trying to seduce him and he's laughing at her WORST MARRIAGE
 oooh playing chess again!
 AND AGAIN
 they just had a montage of their honeymoon and all that happened is thye played a lot of chess, she tried to fuck him and he ran away
 oh god she's begging now
 this is honestly awkward softcore porn
 and now she's vomiting into the toilet
 gross
 god seriously
 nothing happens in this god
 it's just a bunch of shitty subplots
 the wolves are so shit
 shit
 lsbgksdg
 THIS IS SO BAD
 weird ass telepathic wolf pow wow shit
 I don't even know what's going on
 THE FETUS ISN'T COMPATIBLE
 I'm really glad that in Twilight world, they make skinny jeans that fit over evil fetus baby bumps
 oh god Bella's drinking blood
 I'm taking a shot
 the cup says FREE REFILLS ON IT
 Bella just chose "renesmee" for the baby's name and this child will be beat up for the rest of it's life
 OH MY GOD SHE IS GIVING BIRTH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
 "GET HIM OUT OF ME"
 loads of screaming and flashing and she looks like a skeleton
 aaaand Edward ripped open her stomach with his mouth
 YUP GOOD
 the baby is a bloody mess and they just called it beautiful. I mean, I don't really do babies, but like...I'm pretty sure that just looks like meat
 there is just blood everywhere and edward just stabbed her in the heart with his venom and what the HELL
 Bella seems to have died, but Edward is just biting her everywhere and OH HOLY GOD IT'S SCIENCE
 HER BLOOD IS FREEZING
 the worst thing? Kristen Stewart's face hasn't changed.
 she just gave birth and then died
 without a flicker of emotion
 Jacob has just seen the baby and he's in lo0o0o0ove
 this is the creepiest scene ever
 he just fell to his knees in front of a baby
 I just want to be a fly on the wall during this filming
 uh oh vampire v wolf death match
 oh jk rules and shit
 wolf can't harm future lovers of other wolves
 so much for bros before hoes, shit
 meanwhile, Bella is serving her purpose well. laying on a table with the occasional SCIENCE into her body
 she's becoming a vampire, which apparently includes permanent eyeshadow. so, that makes life easier.
 you know how on tumblr, they have those picture sequences where it slowly gets closer to someones face?
 that was just an actual shot in Breaking Dawn
 jacob, Jacob, JACOB
 AND THEN HAWT VAMPY BELLA OPENED HER EYES WITH MIRACULOUSLY NEWLY LONG EYELASHES AND THE FILM ENDED
 TO CHEERS
 I require the last two hours of my life back
 who do I go for for that